Dear Body.

Inspired by a video on YouTube. I thought I’d do a written one.

Dear Body,

I write you this letter as both an apology, and a thank-you. You’ve been with me for twenty-two wonderful years and I want you to know how much I love you.

Hair: I’m sorry for putting so many chemicals in you over the years; but thank you for not following the same route that my Dad’s did. Thank-you for such a beautiful hair line.

Eyes: Thank-you for your perfect 20-20 vision and your subtle green colour. I hope you stay perfect until the day I die.

Ears: I’m sorry for sticking so many holes in you and damaging you with deafening music. Please don’t give up on me in old age.

Lips: My best feature, I should look after you more. The lip ring accentuates your beauty and makes you even more kissable.

Arms: I’m trying to bulk you up a bit; one day you will lift that car.

Hands: Thanks for being so perfect; not too skeletal and not too chubby.

Belly: I’m sorry for filling you with so much junk food and beer. I will have you back to the way you were when we were sixteen soon.

Legs: You hold me up, you move me; without you where would I be? Thanks.

Feet: I’m sorry that you seem to always have something wrong with you; but thank you for helping my legs do their job. You are the perfect team.

I promise I will continue trying to look after you and hope you will never give up on me. We belong together and will remain so until we die. Here’s to the future, I love you.

-Simon

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